confettihipster:

jeremy corbyn signed this edm that literally says "This House believes that humans represent the most obscene, perverted, cruel, uncivilised and lethal species ever to inhabit the planet and looks forward to the day when the inevitable asteroid slams into the earth and wipes them out thus giving nature the opportunity to start again.“

which is the most #relatable thing ever, when will owen smith call for the annihilation of humankind???

ezzieforprezzie:

I regret everything that has led me to do this

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@toryofficial

idk….

liberally-democratic:

THERE’S A NEW ERROR PAGE 👌

lizardlover666:

nocturnes-et-la-pluie:

lizardlover666:

A few more of my favourite quotes from this literal shitpost of an interview: 

“I can be very thirsty”

“It’s great to hear a song by, I dunno… Depeche Mode”

“I do a few stretches”

“Moisturiser is too modern”

“We were actually only 300 yards from Ed Miliband’s office and I asked them if he’d ever popped into say hello. Not once!”

“MOISTURISER IS TOO MODERN”

lizardlover666:

• scare

• beware

• impair

• despair

• unfair

• alastair

• nightmare

:))) 

tomdoesntmindbeinghere:

A new Mp has put their name forward for Conservative leader. His name is Cavid Dameron.